Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Evil Rears it's Ugly Head Once Again

Four pages of nonsense, enjoy.

Blah, blah, blah. The system's still defective, you're still a piece of shit, your customers are still good at taking shit, and so on and so forth.

...BIZ: It's a bit ironic, because when MS first got into the console business, critics laughed because MS is a software company at its core. It's not in the business of creating hardware. Now the company has discovered some faulty design in its 360 hardware, seemingly proving the critics right. What do you say to those critics?

PM: Those critics need to do their homework and look at some of the hardware product failures that this industry has seen in the past 30 years that maybe have not got as much publicity...


Here's a history lesson for you; I bought and Xbox in 2001, IT STILL WORKS TODAY. No one will say the same about the 360, it's disposable.

The 360 is ass-backwards, it lacks a standard HDD, it's unreliable, it's cheaply made and no matter how much duct tape and patches are thrown at it, it's still garbage. What good are games if the system breaks so much that you can't even play them?

When the 360 fails, you know who to blame. Microsoft and Microsoft alone are at fault for all the faults within the system, truly the most brilliant minds in the world are the ones who lack the most common sense. The PS3 is reliable and customers won't keep taking shit forever and will pay the little bit extra for the convenience of not having to going a MONTH without their system WHEN it breaks down again.

MS is just lucky that their customers are braindead tools and the June 07 NPD sales just solidify that:

Top SKU's June 2007
01. Wii Mario Party 8 -- 426.k
02. Wii Play w/ remote -- 291.2k
03. NDS Pokemon Diamond Version -- 288.4k
04. NDS Pokemon Pearl Version -- 214.7k
05. 360 Forza Motorsport 2 -- 197.40k
06. PS2 Guitar Hero 2 w/ Guitar -- 197.35k
07. 360 Guitar Hero 2 w/ guitar -- 177.6k
08. Wii Pokemon Battle -- 157.9k
09. Wii Resident Evil 4
10. 360 The Darkness
11. PS2 Naruto Ultimate Ninja 2
12. PS2 Transformers: the Game
13. 360 Tenchu Z
14. NDS New Super Mario Bros
15. PS2 Tomb Raider: Anniversary
16. Wii Super Paper Mario
17. 360 Transformers: The Game
18. PS2 MLB '07: The Show
19. Wii Big Brain Academy: Wii
20. 360 Dirt


Tenchu Z outsells DiRT, wtf?

XBLA users aren't that bright either:
Top Arcade Titles (Full Versions)
1 Bomberman LIVE
2 Sonic The Hedgehog
3 Golden Axe
4 Texas Hold 'em
5 Yie Ar Kung-Fu
6 UNO
7 Worms
8 Double Dragon
9 TMNT 1989 Arcade
10 Carcassonne


Dear all 360 owners, stop wasting money on CRAP you won't touch after a week, donate it and feed a starving child, not a hungry publisher.

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